Christmas holiday!

The holiday is over. I went to camp for two weeks. It was fun. Me and my uncle made an awesome slide down our stairs. There was a big storm over the night. And in the morning we went and put all of the snow down our stairs. And then it formed into a slide. There was a jump at the bottom.

Me, my uncle, my mom and some of my cousins went down the slide. It was fun. You got to slide off and crash! It hurt. A lot!

Me, my mom, my uncle and my dad cut down a Christmas tree with the help of Riley. We went into my grampy's pasture to cut one down. We were looking for the perfect tree and we found it. My uncle said, "Hey, there's one cut down right there!" So my mom goes over and picks up a small, maybe six inch tree. And my uncle was like, "Well I was sort of thinking of the one behind it." And she looks and was like WHOA. Because the other one was like as big as her, like ten times bigger. We ended up taking an even bigger one! And we put it in the trunk of our car.

Grammy and Grampy came to visit. They slept in my other uncle's room. And I am in the bunk beds. I have my own room.

I went to Herman Mountain with my cousin. They have big tubes and you slide down the mountain. And other people were skiing. I ski cross-country.

In the summer we are going to go back and ski on the water. Because the lake will be all melted and we can go in our boat. My friend will be coming with us this summer. It will be fun and we will ski together. My mom says she is going to have a boys' camp and all of my cousins will come and we can have sleepovers and eat hot dogs and play soccer and go skiing and kneeboarding.

My soccer game

I won 8-1! I was in the net for the first half, saving every shot there was, and then this other guy went in the net in the second half and let one goal in. I scored 3 or 4 goals. I don't know.

We have a stacked team. We have been winning almost every game. Except for two. In those two games, we were versing Team D, and they have a very good team. They have seven people who are like the only people on their team, and they're always on, and all of them are stacked.

Shaka, King of the Zulu

Shaka is the king of the Zulu. That is in Africa, so there is South Africa and then there is one place over the top of South Africa and on top of THAT there is Zululand. If it weren't for Shaka, there would be no Zulu today. Because he created the strongest weapon. A throwing spear. (Assegai.) He created a assegai but it was all metal, so they could use it as a sword. And without that weapon, the Zwide would have taken over Zululand.

And Zwide was huge compared to Zululand. Like three times bigger. And the Zwide declared war on them. And Shaka and the Zulu pwned them. "Shaka! Shaka!"

Shaka made all of his warriors go barefoot, because he thought his sandals slowed him down. And he took his warriors to lots of places with lots of thorns and made them practise jumping around in the thorns. He wanted them to go super fast without any shoes on. He could walk his army fifty miles every day. It would take weeks for any normal army to run fifty miles. If the warriors didn't want to go without sandals, he killed them. That's what they had to do. It's either they got killed or they would be left out. They would probably walk maybe five miles instead of the fifty that everyone else was running, so they would get lost.

After, the English settlers came on a boat. The Zulu came along and found them, and they told them about jails and Shaka got really mad. He thought that they would rather be killed than go to jail and be treated badly. The English settlers were like best friends with the Zulu and Shaka.

His brothers murdered him because when his mother died, he went crazy and made 100 of his warriors guard her grave for one year. And he made everyone stop and he took away people's cattle and the Zulu loved cattle.

The Zulu made their shields out of cows. They used everything about a cow. Once they died and didn't have any use for them, they ate their meat, pulled off their skin and made weapons out of it.

It all happened in about maybe the 1800s.

I won my soccer game!

I won my soccer game! Two nothing. And I scored BOTH goals! Look at my muscular soccer legs! They pwn!

I am on two soccer teams. Fury and AMSL. AMSL stands for Aurora Minor Soccer League. And I don't know who is on my team yet for AMSL. But I know who's on my team for Fury. I had a game yesterday with the big kids. And some of them are 13. They are a lot older than me.

The new fieldhouse rocks. If you haven't seen it, you should go see it.

Being David Hasselhoff

This is David Hasselhoff reading Don't Hassel The Hoff.

This is ME. Reading Don't Hassel The Hoff. Do you see the resemblance? Oh, and by the way, the book gives you a clue about not hassling the Hoff. So don't.

This is for the contest on my mom's blog. I am always in it. And maybe I will win. There is a secret judge and my mom won't even tell me who it is. Weird, huh?

Michael

Soccer!

It is almost soccer time again and I can't wait! The new fieldhouse is gonna be AWESOME! I played on it before. I should know. The pitches are big. And if you haven't already gone, you should go.

We think we will hear about the teams this week. But right now I do not know who is going to be on my team. But I hope it is good people. I got my fingers crossed.

I love to be defence. Well, I like ALL. Defence, you get to stay back and slide tackle. And goalie you get to jump all over the net. And forward you get to score goals.

I will write again when I know which team I am on.

McDonald's

I was thinking about it and McDonald's wants everybody to be fat. I know this because they sell food which has lots of fat. And their secret is to lure the kids in, so they put playplaces and their mascot just HAD to be a clown! Yeah, so the parents say they have to bring their kid there. And then everybody eats it and gets fat. And unrich. Because it is very expensive.

Today I had a shake for my lunch because of my tooth, which has fallen out. Well, it didn't really fall out. The doctors took it out. And they put needles in my mouth. I didn't like it when they put that long needle in it. Just for three seconds, the doctor said. And then you go AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.