Tuesday, December 5, 2006

At the hospital

OHMYGOSH this is so so so cool. And guess what? What if we were spies? Then we could sneak up on people and listen to everything they say. That is really easy in a hospital, because it is just a sheet, not a wall. I can totally listen to other people talking.

And how come there are shower curtains inside the room? That is really silly.

And guess what? When my tooth comes out I am gonna put it under my pillow and the tooth fairy is gonna come to my house. That is gonna be so cool.

Friday, November 3, 2006

I am very good at Yahtzee

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

This is my pumpkin

Monday, October 16, 2006

Lord of the Flies

There are lots and lots of flies. Look, there’s one over there! You have to chase after them and clap on them. They are so so fast and you have to chase them. And you can hit them with a newspaper and kill them. We are catching lots of them in our traps too, because they are really stupid. If we could just find those last two flies, then it would all be done.

I do NOT like flies. They are really stupid and dumb. And they’re really heckish. They always go into different types of food. I think we should put a wrapper on all of our food. Those apples are really yummy and I think the flies like to eat them too. They like the smell of food like potatoes. I only liked potatoes when I was a little baby.

When I came out of my mommy’s belly, I was little. I was probably the littlest baby in the whole entire planet. I had to wear my diaper all of the time. But I don’t wear a diaper now. That would be disgusting.

Love, Michael

Thursday, October 5, 2006

City workers

You know what? There are tractors outside my house. They are digging up the road. They have been there for a long long time and they dug up a really deep deep hole. But guess what? They are still not done!

You probably would not know this, but they hardly ever do any work. They are always on a break. And they also stand around and look at the big hole.

Love, Michael

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

How to Jump Rope


Guess what? I know a new way to write numbers. Like III is 3. I totally know that. And IV is 4. I know that cause I saw it on Star Wars.

But I think V means Very Scary. I know that because Episode 5 is very scary. Remember when Luke has to kill himself? When he goes in the woods and he has to use his lightsaber to fight Darth Vader and he cuts his head off and then he sees that it’s him inside? OHMYGOSH that is so so so scary. Darth Vader puts this little frame of Luke that looks like Luke inside him, and puts his own suit on the frame. And then it looks like Luke in the suit.

And OHMYGOSH did you know that Darth Vader is Luke’s dad? Luke has an evil dad. And I only have kind of an evil dad, because he tries to scare me and pretend that he’s the evil emperor, and he likes to wrestle me. Luke turns his dad good in the end. Cause Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi tell him to go and help his dad. If my dad was evil like Luke’s dad, I would go and help him like Luke. Maybe I would get some friends to help me first.

My mom says that Episode 3 is too scary, but I actually saw some of it at the grocery store and it was NOT too scary. I saw Anakin defeat Count Dooku. It was not scary.

Love, Michael

Thursday, September 28, 2006

My family

Sunday, September 10, 2006

So there's this movie where the Borg try to take over the world...

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

I had a red mohawk!

Sunday, September 3, 2006

My friend Olivier

My grampy gave me this guitar!