Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I am innocent!

I am innocent! But a guy put me in handcuffs today. That is not good!
It was the guy who is the boss of the jail. He scares me because he
looks tough. And he has lots of stories about prison. He told me that
if the handcuffs are not tight enough, your hands can come out of
them. You have to be really careful with handcuffs, because if you hit
on the wrong side of your wrist, it could break your wrist.

And I went to go and listen in court, but there was nobody there. It
was for a guy that shot an RCMP officer. You can't just go in. People
have to check to make sure you don't have any weapons. Because all
weapons are steel or metal. I don't know why people would bring
weapons there. And I met a lady who was writing down some things that
they said in court.

And this all happened at my mom's work. It was probably the most fun
day ever at my mom's work, because it's usually really boring there.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Spider web cookies!

I made spider web cookies. It took a long time.

First, you put butter and sugar in a bowl and mix it up. Then you put in an egg. Then you put in the flour. We sifted it and put it in.

Then we put it in the fridge.

Then we rolled it out. You have to like pressure point it. And it's fun. I liked it. Then you cut them with a cookie cutter and bake them in the oven.

Then you make white icing. You get icing sugar and put it in an egg white. Crack an egg open and only put the egg white in. And you beat it for a long time.

You put the white icing on the cookies when they're done. And then you quickly put chocolate on it in a big swirl. And then you take a pointy thing and drag it through so it looks like spider webs.

And they tasted good!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009


We got our Wii back. And I played links crossbow training today. It was really fun. And I have like a gun thingieabobber. I do not know how to spell that but my mom knows.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

My tooth came out!

My tooth came out on October 12, 2009. It was very wiggly. I asked for
some banana bread, and my dad told me only if I tried to take my tooth
out. He was joking, but I didn't really know that. So I pulled it
right out. And it was bleeding for a long time!

And then I put it under my pillow and I got five bucks! My mom only
got 25 cents. Poor her. She is working on a story. It is about a
haunted house.

My mom gets lots of comments on her blog. I need lots of comments, so
comment on my blog! Because I rule!

Monday, October 12, 2009


I have to tell again what it means? It is like badly beat. Like, when
my team plays YOUR team, we will pwn you. Because we are a good team.

I am pretty sure I could pwn Uncle Ben, Uncle Matt and Uncle Nate. And
probably Uncle Sean and Uncle David, too. Does that tell you how
awesome I am? So think about that.

Saturday, October 10, 2009


In England, they call soccer "football". We had our first game today.
And it was total pwnage. We beat them 7-3. And I even scored a goal
even though I was defence and goalie. I would just keep on blocking
them. It is a pretty good team.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

First soccer practice

Today was the first soccer game. And I got to go to Tim Horton's and
Pizza Hut! It was fun.

I only know two other kids on my team. And most of them are just
learning how to play. They don't understand the rules. That made me
feel bad, because I can't go hard. They grabbed the ball outside of
the crease and pulled it into the crease. They walked into the crease.
They are going to have to learn the rules.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Girls are silly

A girl in my class says there is a leader of the Gang of Five. That is
what she calls the boys in my group. And she says *I* am the leader!
That doesn't even make any sense. Like, yeah, I'm the fastest runner,
but that doesn't make me the leader.