Soccer!

It is almost soccer time again and I can't wait! The new fieldhouse is gonna be AWESOME! I played on it before. I should know. The pitches are big. And if you haven't already gone, you should go.

We think we will hear about the teams this week. But right now I do not know who is going to be on my team. But I hope it is good people. I got my fingers crossed.

I love to be defence. Well, I like ALL. Defence, you get to stay back and slide tackle. And goalie you get to jump all over the net. And forward you get to score goals.

I will write again when I know which team I am on.

McDonald's

I was thinking about it and McDonald's wants everybody to be fat. I know this because they sell food which has lots of fat. And their secret is to lure the kids in, so they put playplaces and their mascot just HAD to be a clown! Yeah, so the parents say they have to bring their kid there. And then everybody eats it and gets fat. And unrich. Because it is very expensive.

Today I had a shake for my lunch because of my tooth, which has fallen out. Well, it didn't really fall out. The doctors took it out. And they put needles in my mouth. I didn't like it when they put that long needle in it. Just for three seconds, the doctor said. And then you go AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

My review of Bone: Tall Tales

John was wrong. This is the best book yet! It's about BIG JOHNSON BONE. YEAH! And tales, but mostly tales about Big Johnson Bone.

There's this big queen of the rat creatures. Spooooooky.

There is a tale about how the rat creatures stopped having beautiful long tails. Big Johnson Bone, he used them as handles and swung them around. And at the end of the book, the queen of the rat creatures cut off all of the rat creatures' tails. Just because of that.

I think that was probably a good idea, because they have less weaknesses.

My favourite part of the book was when they got their tails cut off. My least favourite was when Big Johnson Bone got eaten by Tyson. Tyson is the BIG BIG BIG BIG rat creature.

How I got Axis and Allies!

I got Axis and Allies! It's a board game. It's a lot like Risk, which is another board game. Except there is planes and boats. It is now my favourite game. The bad guys were called Axis and the good guys were called Allies.

Japan bombed the United States. They bombed Hawaii. It was one of the biggest deals there is. Because the United States was not in the war at all! They were just there! They had all of their boats and everything standing in Pearl Harbour. And Japan sent like 1000 boats and everything and tried to take over it but they couldn't.

Germany bombed France and took it right over. And they grabbed a lot of the people and put them in camps. Germany was like sooooo bad, like evil. They just killed people for no reason because they didn't like them.

England was really big in the war. And the United States took back France and gave it back to them! And nobody bombed Canada.

And there was an atomic bomb. The United States dropped it on Japan because they tried to attack Hawaii.