Sunday, December 5, 2010

My soccer game

I won 8-1! I was in the net for the first half, saving every shot there was, and then this other guy went in the net in the second half and let one goal in. I scored 3 or 4 goals. I don't know.

We have a stacked team. We have been winning almost every game. Except for two. In those two games, we were versing Team D, and they have a very good team. They have seven people who are like the only people on their team, and they're always on, and all of them are stacked.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Shaka, King of the Zulu

Shaka is the king of the Zulu. That is in Africa, so there is South Africa and then there is one place over the top of South Africa and on top of THAT there is Zululand. If it weren't for Shaka, there would be no Zulu today. Because he created the strongest weapon. A throwing spear. (Assegai.) He created a assegai but it was all metal, so they could use it as a sword. And without that weapon, the Zwide would have taken over Zululand.

And Zwide was huge compared to Zululand. Like three times bigger. And the Zwide declared war on them. And Shaka and the Zulu pwned them. "Shaka! Shaka!"

Shaka made all of his warriors go barefoot, because he thought his sandals slowed him down. And he took his warriors to lots of places with lots of thorns and made them practise jumping around in the thorns. He wanted them to go super fast without any shoes on. He could walk his army fifty miles every day. It would take weeks for any normal army to run fifty miles. If the warriors didn't want to go without sandals, he killed them. That's what they had to do. It's either they got killed or they would be left out. They would probably walk maybe five miles instead of the fifty that everyone else was running, so they would get lost.

After, the English settlers came on a boat. The Zulu came along and found them, and they told them about jails and Shaka got really mad. He thought that they would rather be killed than go to jail and be treated badly. The English settlers were like best friends with the Zulu and Shaka.

His brothers murdered him because when his mother died, he went crazy and made 100 of his warriors guard her grave for one year. And he made everyone stop and he took away people's cattle and the Zulu loved cattle.

The Zulu made their shields out of cows. They used everything about a cow. Once they died and didn't have any use for them, they ate their meat, pulled off their skin and made weapons out of it.

It all happened in about maybe the 1800s.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

I won my soccer game!

I won my soccer game! Two nothing. And I scored BOTH goals! Look at my muscular soccer legs! They pwn!

I am on two soccer teams. Fury and AMSL. AMSL stands for Aurora Minor Soccer League. And I don't know who is on my team yet for AMSL. But I know who's on my team for Fury. I had a game yesterday with the big kids. And some of them are 13. They are a lot older than me.

The new fieldhouse rocks. If you haven't seen it, you should go see it.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Being David Hasselhoff

This is David Hasselhoff reading Don't Hassel The Hoff.

This is ME. Reading Don't Hassel The Hoff. Do you see the resemblance? Oh, and by the way, the book gives you a clue about not hassling the Hoff. So don't.

This is for the contest on my mom's blog. I am always in it. And maybe I will win. There is a secret judge and my mom won't even tell me who it is. Weird, huh?


Wednesday, September 29, 2010


It is almost soccer time again and I can't wait! The new fieldhouse is gonna be AWESOME! I played on it before. I should know. The pitches are big. And if you haven't already gone, you should go.

We think we will hear about the teams this week. But right now I do not know who is going to be on my team. But I hope it is good people. I got my fingers crossed.

I love to be defence. Well, I like ALL. Defence, you get to stay back and slide tackle. And goalie you get to jump all over the net. And forward you get to score goals.

I will write again when I know which team I am on.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010


I was thinking about it and McDonald's wants everybody to be fat. I know this because they sell food which has lots of fat. And their secret is to lure the kids in, so they put playplaces and their mascot just HAD to be a clown! Yeah, so the parents say they have to bring their kid there. And then everybody eats it and gets fat. And unrich. Because it is very expensive.

Today I had a shake for my lunch because of my tooth, which has fallen out. Well, it didn't really fall out. The doctors took it out. And they put needles in my mouth. I didn't like it when they put that long needle in it. Just for three seconds, the doctor said. And then you go AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

My review of Bone: Tall Tales

John was wrong. This is the best book yet! It's about BIG JOHNSON BONE. YEAH! And tales, but mostly tales about Big Johnson Bone.

There's this big queen of the rat creatures. Spooooooky.

There is a tale about how the rat creatures stopped having beautiful long tails. Big Johnson Bone, he used them as handles and swung them around. And at the end of the book, the queen of the rat creatures cut off all of the rat creatures' tails. Just because of that.

I think that was probably a good idea, because they have less weaknesses.

My favourite part of the book was when they got their tails cut off. My least favourite was when Big Johnson Bone got eaten by Tyson. Tyson is the BIG BIG BIG BIG rat creature.

Monday, September 6, 2010

How I got Axis and Allies!

I got Axis and Allies! It's a board game. It's a lot like Risk, which is another board game. Except there is planes and boats. It is now my favourite game. The bad guys were called Axis and the good guys were called Allies.

Japan bombed the United States. They bombed Hawaii. It was one of the biggest deals there is. Because the United States was not in the war at all! They were just there! They had all of their boats and everything standing in Pearl Harbour. And Japan sent like 1000 boats and everything and tried to take over it but they couldn't.

Germany bombed France and took it right over. And they grabbed a lot of the people and put them in camps. Germany was like sooooo bad, like evil. They just killed people for no reason because they didn't like them.

England was really big in the war. And the United States took back France and gave it back to them! And nobody bombed Canada.

And there was an atomic bomb. The United States dropped it on Japan because they tried to attack Hawaii.

Friday, June 25, 2010


My mom told me how the elections work in America. She said that it was Barack Obama and Joe Biden versus John McCain and Sarah Palin. It is like the final two. And you get to vote for the president and the vice president and it is like a team.

And I am really glad at how it went. Because I do not want Sarah Palin to be the vice president. Oh my gosh. She would probably turn Wal-Mart upside down and turn the whole town animatronic. My mom says she is nobody. That is good. I would not even want to visit if she was in charge.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Hi Uncle Matt,

The masks are awesome, too. But I didn't have enough time to squish them into my video. I got the idea from looking at this video of Sarah Palin. She was talking, and I thought GEEZ SARAH PALIN TALKS TOO MUCH. And, like, whose side is she on?!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

I really like making jokes

Here's the real one:

Sunday, May 30, 2010

My bus got in a car accident!

My bus got into a car accident! It happened in the morning. So at first, there was this commercial on the radio. And it was the perfect time for a special effect, like a CRASH! And then I heard a screeching noise. And KA-TUNK! I went flying into the front of the seat and then I went flying back.

And I was like, "Cool. That's a cool effect!"

And then I saw that everybody was looking back. So I looked back and I saw a truck. The front of the truck was all smashed. It was all crushed.

And then we had to go to another bus. And when I came out of the bus and looked at the truck, there was pieces on the ground of the truck. It was creepy but not creepy. It was the first time I was ever in a car accident. And when we left to the bus, everyone was talking about it. They were just telling their friends, "WE WERE IN A CAR ACCIDENT!" But my friends weren't really amazed.

Sunday, May 2, 2010


This is my review. And it's better than Kyle's.

There were some things that I really liked. I liked the funny parts, like "EEEEEAASY STREEEEET". And I knew the girl who was in that. (Hi, Jacqueline, BTW!) I liked the president. He was funny. I wonder if he was really in a wheelchair. I doubt it. It was probably just part of his costume, like a prop.

And there were some things that I did NOT like. Like some of the songs. SOME of the songs. I did not like the one about the hard-knock life. I hated that. Plus, now my parents are always saying that I should have a hard-knock life and clean the floors like an orphan. Hey Kyle, why don't YOU clean the floors?

And I knew other people in the play, too. Like Nyree and the lady who was the orphanage owner. She's cool.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The ice cream truck is back!

The ice cream truck is back! It drives around and plays music and gives you ICE CREAM! YAAAY! So I always have to have money in my pocket now. That way, I can always get an ice cream. But it's $4.50 for a large! I have to earn that money. I would probably have to rake the lawn again and do other chores. And I get $20 for raking the lawn. So if anybody wants to give me money for doing work, let me know. Because I need lots of money for me and Daniel to get ice cream.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Note from administrator

Michael is away, but I know he will want his blog readers to know that he has entered the "Write Like Jacqueline" contest. To enter, he had to write a blog post in Jacqueline's style. Now he needs your votes.

To see the entries and vote, go to


Friday, March 5, 2010

Thanks, Uncle Matt and Aunt Sarah!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Other goalies

This is going to be about some soccer games I watch. When you're the goalie, and the ball just rolls by like really slowly, some goalies just jump to catch it so they get the applause. And I just kick it so it goes out. I'm like, "YOU'RE WASTING TIME!" Or they kick it and they fall down, and people go like *GASP* "ARE YOU OKAY?" And they are trying to make it look really hard, but I know that it's not hard at all.

You know someone's a good goalie because they don't have to show off.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

A winner!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

A contest

Saturday, February 13, 2010

I got a telescope from my uncle and grammy!

Friday, February 12, 2010

There is NO SNOW for the Winter Olympics!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Yeah, I'm famous, I'm just not famous at school. I am famous for blogs. And I am good at soccer.

But that is NOT a reason to not comment on my blog.

My friend Daniel is going to get his own blog.

And please comment! Even say something random if you have to. I really really like to get comments.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Comment, please!

Comment, people, comment! Puh-lease!

There's NO comments, and my videos have been up for, what, like three days? I make these videos because I want people to comment. And there's zero comments. Look down at the bottom space. First you read. Then you comment. That's what you do.

I think I am gonna go and leave some comments for other people. That way, maybe they will come and leave ME comments.

Monday, February 1, 2010


Sunday, January 31, 2010

Another soccer game

Monday, January 25, 2010

My soccer game

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Blog Dinner

I went to a blog dinner. It was fun. It was at the Explorer Hotel. And there were people I did not know, so I introduced myself. They have blogs, too. But, of course, I was the best blogger there.

Some of the bloggers are still in school, like me. But they are teenagers.

I'm gonna go back to the blog dinners. That way, we can talk about our blogs.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

You voted!

I won the fan-off! The thing where me and my mom had a fan-off to see whose blog was better. I won that!

So I guess that means that everyone likes my blog best. GO ME! GO ME! G-G-GO ME! Thanks for voting!

Thursday, January 14, 2010


I have a song stuck in my head. It goes like this: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.

And this is NOT GOOD.

I have to take a deep breath. It just popped in there. Britney Spears is dumb and stupid. And dumb again. Like Hannah Montana. She's dumb too. But my dad likes her. I think that is because she has blonde hair.

And that does NOT mean that I am cute. It just doesn't.

Dumb Britney Spears + Dumb Hannah Montana = Super Dumb Team of Dumbness.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010


Who here thinks my mom's blog is better than mine? NOT ME, NOT ME, NOT ME.

My blog is just better. Way better. Like, I do videos. And my mom does not.

I have the best ideas EVER! PWNAGE! And my mom writes about -- WHO KNOWS? Not awesome things.

So if you like my blog better, leave me a comment! It should say GO M! So please vote! But if you vote for my mom, I know where all of you live!