Dear Grampy,

There’s no kids allowed to read this.

How would I be able to explain it when I don’t even know what the tooth fairy looks like? I don’t even know if she is real or not.

I don’t believe in the tooth fairy. Nice try but I think you are trying to trick me. My dreams are NOT real. When you are dreaming, you only think it’s happening, but it’s really not. Someone’s just tricking you and making it seem like it’s real. But really it isn’t.

My mom tells me things and then I just get the idea. Just like when my mom said she got me a Wii, so I don’t need a DS. Then I knew that Santa Claus wasn’t real. All of the adults were tricking me and the other kids. I think the tooth fairy is like that. I think it’s a story that adults say.

I will never believe in the tooth fairy. I KNOW there’s no such thing. TELL ME. TELL ME. There’s no such thing as a Santa and no such thing as an Easter bunny. THAT EXPLAINS IT. THERE CAN’T BE ONE. Santa Claus is like the king and he isn’t real. How can the tooth fairy be real?

From Michael
Problem Fixed