Numbers

Guess what? I know a new way to write numbers. Like III is 3. I totally know that. And IV is 4. I know that cause I saw it on Star Wars.

But I think V means Very Scary. I know that because Episode 5 is very scary. Remember when Luke has to kill himself? When he goes in the woods and he has to use his lightsaber to fight Darth Vader and he cuts his head off and then he sees that it’s him inside? OHMYGOSH that is so so so scary. Darth Vader puts this little frame of Luke that looks like Luke inside him, and puts his own suit on the frame. And then it looks like Luke in the suit.

And OHMYGOSH did you know that Darth Vader is Luke’s dad? Luke has an evil dad. And I only have kind of an evil dad, because he tries to scare me and pretend that he’s the evil emperor, and he likes to wrestle me. Luke turns his dad good in the end. Cause Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi tell him to go and help his dad. If my dad was evil like Luke’s dad, I would go and help him like Luke. Maybe I would get some friends to help me first.

My mom says that Episode 3 is too scary, but I actually saw some of it at the grocery store and it was NOT too scary. I saw Anakin defeat Count Dooku. It was not scary.

Love, Michael